Santa Pub Crawl This Friday! Everybody's Getting Coal In Their Stockings This Year!

Crawl schedule:

Holiday apparel is mandatory. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit (kidding.) If you don't have any money, be creative. If you don't have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask your mom to help you. Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Dress up as Clark W. Griswald. Be an elf. Be a reindeer. Naughty Santa girls are strongly encouraged. Who doesn't like a hot Santa?

Rules for Santacon:
•Santa looks like Santa. HOLIDAY APPAREL IS MANDATORY. Just don't wear your fruity jeans.
•Santa acts like Santa. Be jolly. Belly-laugh. Let people sit on your lap. Give out gifts.
•Santa doesn't get arrested - be responsible (Don't be 'that' Santa)

•Come to mingle, jingle, and celebrate the holiday season

•Santa loves reindeer games and stripper poles

AT THE BARS:
Pay with Cash! - Just imagine if you're a bartender trying to keep up with dozens of tabs and everyone looks like Santa. It'll make life easier for you too because you won't have to tab out when it comes time to leave.

Tip the bartenders/wait staff generously for putting up with Santa. We want to be able to do this again so be polite and cultivate the goodwill of the local community.

MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS AND LETS ALL GET A LIL NAUGHYT FOR SANTA'S SAKE!!!!!